Everybody is crying right now. Well played, Argentina!
Cut to 360 degree camera spin on Gotze as holy light surrounds him.
If I suddenly develop high blood pressure, I’m blaming it on this. How the heck do all those football fans NOT have a severe blood pressure problem?
I’ve noticed how the commentators go, “Can Messi…Can anyone from Argentina save the team?” OR “Messi…and the Argentinian players…” OR “Argentina and Messi are playing with desperation…”
