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Everybody is crying right now. Well played, Argentina! 

Cut to 360 degree camera spin on Gotze as holy light surrounds him. 

 

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They won. THEY WON.

CRYING

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If I suddenly develop high blood pressure, I’m blaming it on this. How the heck do all those football fans NOT have a severe blood pressure problem? 

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I’ve noticed how the commentators go, “Can Messi…Can anyone from Argentina save the team?” OR “Messi…and the Argentinian players…” OR “Argentina and Messi are playing with desperation…”

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GOAL. OMG. OMG. OMG. YESSSSS. HYPERVENTILATING. DYING, DYING. DEAD.