Good God, I lived to see another day, considering the fact that we were almost crushed by the incoming traffic when our (always) inebriate van driver tried to show us his awesome driving skills (Note: They
always usually end in disasters) This was all done before the traffic light pinged ra-ra red! Unfortunately, it was a failed attempt and we lived. End.
I should be studying, so I don’t end up staying up all night and having ultra raccoon eyes. I say ultra, cuz’ y’know I already have raccoon eyes and I don’t want to look as if someone punched two purple holes in my face. Life is so hard. I even tried to edit them out – the dark circles, not my eyes – and it ended up as if I have alien, creepy skin blots on my face. so I’m like ‘suck it’. Whatever.
I think we had another baby in the family. It’s like pretty soon, my family will take over Pakistan. I’m sure, we account for half of Pakistan’s population already and with the census going on, I shall be proved correct. I never knew I had so many cousins, man. It’s like mushrooms.