Accidentally stepped on a coworker’s foot at the office.
I seriously felt like a stampeding horse because of the way she almost doubled over in pain. Worse still, she had hurt her hand a few days before so her whole arm was in a sling. I wanted to die.
If I wasn’t concentrating so hard on the godforsaken printer because okay, I get nervous around bits of technology (and they tend to spontaneously explode/malfunction around me) This wouldn’t have happened. I wouldn’t have to bend down to grab the papers and take a step back – AND CRUSH HER TOES LIKE THE HORSE THAT I AM.
For 5 minutes, all I could say was “I’m so sorry!” while gazing in horror at her foot (and the heavily bandaged hand) I don’t think I can ever make eye contact with her after this. Great way to make an impression. Woo.
Apart from the gory drama, I have been eating this cake for the past three days which was awesome until I started getting nauseous at the end. Of course, I have a crap quality picture which I edited (Meaning: I put in dozens of those Instagram filters, yeah) I will put it here for your visual pleasure.