You guys know Beyoncé, right? AKA the ‘unofficial’ queen of the universe. She dropped an album right out of the blue and the universe suddenly exploded (To achieve this level of secrecy, she probably shackled her team to the dungeons or wherever and they haven’t seen their families in months)
Right now she has so much power that if you blinked while watching this GIF, you’d probably get pregnant.
Anyway, now people around me make her references.
Friend: So he [this guy who’s high like 150% of the time] is like trying to clean up his act, get a job cetera.
Me [dead pan]: Christmas Miracle! Oh My God. I can see the future and it is…NOT HAPPENING.
Friend: No. He’s really serious about it. See, have you heard ‘Halo’ by Beyoncé? It’s like the lyrics are changing –
Me: WAIT. YOU MEAN. BEYONCE IS CHANGING HIS LIFE.
Friend: Wuuuuuttt –