Regarding my hip and happening social life, my friend texted me this:
Friend: Let me know when you find some adventure in your life.
Me: Ha ha, Right now the only adventure in my life is seeing the contestants on Masterchef panic. Will the entire Pigeon cook in time?! Oh God. Giving me so much anxiety. Idk. (Please, don’t judge me. Ok)
[Note: He probably judged me]